Are you a "goth" ?
Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church Was Salem Correct? Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child. -Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Takes drugs. -Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth. If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

-Frequently wears black clothing. It's slimmimg -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. I like silver -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. 5 piercings, 1 tattoo -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. They're fun -Is suicidal and/or depressed. Arn't most teenagers? -Complains of boredom. Life is boring -Sleeps too excessively or too little. 10hrs sleep a night, whats wrong with that! -Is excessively awake during the night. Bedtime is usually at 2am -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. I like privacy -Spends large amounts of time alone. See above -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) Again see above -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. I'm 19, what do you expect! -Eats excessively or too little At least 4 bowls of cereal a day, not forgetting lunch and dinner -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. They're fun but that doesn't mean I'm going to kill people in real life does it? -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. I <3 my computer -Expresses an interest in sex. :D -Masturbates. XD -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Bisexual Ok so according to this I'm a goth, weyhey! What about you? (BTW some people are so stupid, tis why I think religion is bullshit!) <3

Well black clothes or hair or make-up=total goth.

:cry: I want a cookie OJ wants a COOKIE

IT'S ALLWAYS ME ISN'T IT! *hands OJ a cookie* there you go

WHERE IS MY COOKIE?!! I WANNA COOKIE!! I LOVE COOKIES!! (A choclate chip if u will)

sorry *hands ville bread* its all thats gd 4 ducks

What about butter?

Here, cookies for everyone :D <3

THEY'RE ALL MINE!!! pwned tbh

U are bisexual cpt! wahaha cool

Re: Are you a "goth" ?
-Frequently wears black clothing. NO i wear lots of white -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. Nope -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. dont thinks so -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. No -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. No -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. Rap -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. No -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. Not sport, but the bible and shit -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. No -Takes drugs. No -Drinks alcohol. No -Is suicidal and/or depressed. Depressed -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. No -Complains of boredom. A lot -Sleeps too excessively or too little. Very little do i sleep -Is excessively awake during the night. No -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. No -Spends large amounts of time alone. Yes -Requests time alone and quietness. Quitness yes -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Indeed -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Very much -Misbehaves at school. Yes -Misbehaves at home. Yes -Eats excessively or too little. Definately not -Eats goth-related foods. No -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. No -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. A lot -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. Too much -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. Very much -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. No -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. Yes -Masturbates. Almost -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Nope(u lucky gals) -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Nope -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases No -Claims to be a goth. No

-Frequently wears black clothing. Not frequently, but i do. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. Yup, QOTSA all the way! -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. NO -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. No -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. Yup, they are awsome -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) Yup -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. No -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. I love rugby. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. Hahaha, im not a wizard -Takes drugs. NO -Drinks alcohol. Yes -Is suicidal and/or depressed. So's everyone, im depressed though, not suicidal -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) NO -Complains of boredom. Yes, who doesnt -Sleeps too excessively or too little. 2 little -Is excessively awake during the night. No -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. No -Spends large amounts of time alone. All my freinds live like 20 miles away -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) No -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Yes -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Yes -Misbehaves at school. Umm, a bit -Misbehaves at home. ^ -Eats excessively or too little. too little, and one day too much :S -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. Hahahahaaha no -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) No -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) Yup -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. YES!! MORE GAMES!! -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. YES!! MORE COMPUTER -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. OF COURSE, and pentagrams are funny. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. ? :shock: -Expresses an interest in sex. Who doesnt -Masturbates. Nope. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Nope, sstraight all the way, u lucky ladies. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Fuck no -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". NO -Claims to be a goth. No im PUNK, punk i tell you, PUUUUNK!